Don't Say I Didn't Warn You

When your toddler finds the extra Taco Bell sauce packets in the pantry and thinks they are fun to play with, you should pick them up right away or else you will step on one and Fire Sauce will shoot out to places that you did not think physically possible for it to shoot to. Then you will spend thirty minutes trying to scrub it out of your carpet. Believe me, you do not want to learn that lesson the hard way.